Hey, I will be very brief. Very very brief. And then I will be cocky. I have worn the hat before, as a watsapp admin. I chucked out ladies who were too yappy yappy, I removed some lads who were carrying some 'Fisibility' tests on the groups lasses and such. I even offer welcome speech … Continue reading We have moved…
Knock, knock! (Peeps through the door cracks). Knock, knock! (Peeps again). Hell, you people are here but can't say even a simple karibu! Ijiots. I've been away for quite long. I guess by now, someone has eloped with my woman, so many dangerous mortals in here. And I'm sure by now, you guys miss me … Continue reading Out there, it’s cold
By Givens Mideva. Jay, you've managed to taint my image alongside le slytherin Queen Jezebel's; a rebel of a woman whose character has stains more bloody than Thor's regalia in a battlefield. You have succeeded in tearing down the matrimonial secrecy we once protected, to expose the weakest cartilages of my bones. Bearing me open to … Continue reading I love him, Jerry (Part 4)
One of my new year's resolutions was to behave. Be a nice guy and behave. I have been a bad boy for such a long time, rude and self-centered. So I said this year, this just one year, I'll try and be a nicer guy, especially to women. Last year I refused to give my … Continue reading I GAVE A WOMAN A DATE
Mommy, My phone beeped last night. I know. I saw it, but I just chose not to call back. Thank God, you didn't wait for me to pick then you hang up so that I call back. That's usually what you do. You call, I pick then you press the red button, sure that I … Continue reading Ciru can’t make a wife.
I will be fast, and furious, like a Kisii-Kalenjin half-cast. Then I will make so many assumptions. In t, almost everything sample I will draw here is an assumption, because I am tired of wearing this shoes. So, I will assume.No, you assume. Assume that you travelled to the village before the elders forget you. Bought … Continue reading THE VILLAGE CELEBRITY
Dear Chichi, I received your letter. Our loyal wife arrived safe and sound carrying pieces of sugarcane that 'my brother-in-law' had sent over for me. That was so thoughtful of you, I wonder how she never thought of checking those sugar-canes. She might have bumped into the letter and trust me you, the letter shall … Continue reading MARRY MY WIFE, Pt 3 (Jerry’s reply)